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08:51 PM . 17 July 2012
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10 months ago VIA mishaspizzaman ( ORIGINALLY FROM sherlockian-humour-deactivated2 )
#PERFECT HUMAN BEING#when I was in high school#I had to write a short story#a brag story#so I wrote a story showing how good I was at giving people advice#so good that the devil came to me#persophone wanted to go home to mother#sisyphus was making progress#things at home were just going to hell#and in thanks#I got a pocket-sized walrus#I named him rupert#my teacher seemed impressed#my classmates avoided me for weeks#go figure