Liz Silver's Tumblr blog. Shiny objects and bits and bobs. A writer's collection of things what catch her fancy.
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mamasam:

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN BUT THEY YAWN TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS EXPLODED.

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colin + glasses

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"In an incredibly touching tribute to [The Divinyls] frontwoman, Chrissy Amphlett, some of Australia’s top singers have recorded a largely a capella version for a video encouraging women to self-examine their breasts for lumps. 

Amphlett, one of the most shockingly sexual pop artists of the 1990s, died from breast cancer on April 21, 2013. According to Billboard, an ultrasound and mammogram initially missed the cancer, which Amphlett ended up finding on her own through self-examination. 

Friends say her dying wish was that her 1990 hit song could become a reminder for all women to check themselves regularly for lumps and other signs of breast cancer. So Australian advocacy group Cancer Council NSW (New South Wales) worked with Amphlett’s widower and supporters to create the beautiful rendition below.

The singers are Connie Mitchell, Deborah Conway, Kate Cerebrano, Katie Noonan, Little Pattie, Megan Washington, Olivia Newton-John, Sarah Blasko, Sarah McLeod and Suze DeMarchi. You can watch interviews with each of them on Amphlett’s YouTube channel.” [x]

This is important. Also, be aware that the video ends with a NSFW-ish image, but we are talking about boobies here.

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adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

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shiningartifact:

tastefullyoffensive:

"It’s really slow at work." -Txmaluda

genius.

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meetcute-s:

semaphore-drivethru:

3liza:

be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14

I was 14 in 1993. That would involve way too much plaid than is sanitary.

i was born in 1993

sorry liz

Get off my lawn.

#:p 
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Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
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Dear Tumblr Hive Mind…

So I have changed positions at the day job and now work in the outside seasonal department at a certain big box home improvement store.

Upside: fresh air and oodles of exercise

Downside: I know next nothing about plants except that you should water them and some need more light than others.

Anyone wanna help a girl out?

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Oh sweet Jesus jumping on a pogo stick!

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dairglass:

kateaaronwrites:

minionmusings:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

kateaaronwrites - it’s an owl and a pun; who can resist?

this is seventeen thousand shades of perfect <3

kateaaronwrites - you amuse me so.  Never stop. <3

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